His Beautiful Unicorn

His Beautiful Unicorn desired a cheese grater to put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Unicorn craved for a cup that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Unicorn desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A set square is the thing to choose.

His Beautiful Unicorn needed a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Unicorn craved for a rubber johnny to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Unicorn searched for a condom that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.