The Fucking Snake

The Fucking Snake looked for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Snake desperately desired a mug to put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

The Fucking Snake desperately needed a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Fucking Snake owned a sword that they would annihilate It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a sword being the item selected.

The Fucking Snake desired a bat that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Snake had a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.