A Naughty Servant

A Naughty Servant owned a piece of paper that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Servant desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Servant needed a sponge that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Servant carried a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Servant carried a hat that they would often play with. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Servant always carried a toilet brush that they would often drop. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.