The Famous Santa

The Famous Santa always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Famous Santa desperately needed a pen to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Famous Santa desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Santa found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Famous Santa craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Santa found a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a different operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.