A Beautiful Nerd

A Beautiful Nerd had a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It should be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

A Beautiful Nerd desperately craved for a set square to put on his head. It is a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to select.

A Beautiful Nerd always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

A Beautiful Nerd looked for a bat that they liked to throw. It is an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Nerd needed a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Nerd desperately needed a cup that they would often demolish. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be exciting. A cup being the chosen thing.