A Ugly Nerd

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A Ugly Nerd desperately looked for a helmet that they would often play with. It was a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Nerd always kept a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Nerd desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was epic. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Nerd often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderous. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Ugly Nerd owned a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they would play with. It was considered to be a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.