The Crazy Monster

The Crazy Monster often carried a ball that they would sometimes smash. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Monster found a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Monster always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Monster carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It might have been a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Monster always kept a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Monster carried a bat that they would sit and look at. It would be an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be out of this world. A bat having that done to it