A Handsome Monkey

A Handsome Monkey desperately desired a can of Tango that they would drop. It was a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Handsome Monkey always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Handsome Monkey wanted a porno magazine that they would hug. It would be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Handsome Monkey wanted a sword to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

A Handsome Monkey desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a new thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Monkey always kept a stretchman that they would smash. It is considered to be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was selected.