Their Eccentric Monkey

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Their Eccentric Monkey desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be epic. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Monkey carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Their Eccentric Monkey searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Their Eccentric Monkey desperately searched for a cucumber that they would smash. One might find this to be an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

Their Eccentric Monkey needed a little monkey that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Their Eccentric Monkey searched for a condom that they would break. It might be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.