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Chuck Norris Jokes #94

lorenzortega (35)in #life • 8 years ago

A crocodile attacked Chuck Norris while he swam in a Florida river. The same croc was seen at a local veterinarians office the next day attempting to get a set of teeth to replace his, as they were all missing.




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8 years ago in #life by lorenzortega (35)
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