A Fucking Jerk

A Fucking Jerk always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Jerk desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

A Fucking Jerk had a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Fucking Jerk desperately wanted a sponge to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Jerk searched for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Jerk always carried a condom that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.