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RE: Today, I saw a cockroach in my kitchen.
Haha you're too nice
You left it in the kitchen? It will bring all its friends to come and live there.
I kill every cockroach I see. But if it comes for me, I run away.😄
Thank you so much; I was also expecting some comments like this. You deserve an award. The thing is, I was even about to ask if she actually let the cockroach go out of goodwill or if she teleported, because the cockroach activated wing mode and convinced herself it was goodwill 😂😂.
But let me see,
How do I take care of these cockroach guests when they’re not on my body...
Hmm...
No doubt, my slippers are the best weapons, I meant delicacy, and as a very good guy, I bless them with the honour of being squashed by my divine slippers...
I let out a heartfelt cry as I sweep them into the sacred dustpan, hold a funeral prayer, and dispose of them into the ground...
Soon I go back into my room to sleep, and then the ghost of the cockroach gives me a divine vision that he’ll be back, so I prepare and go get some Rambo insecticide powder to welcome the next army. I’m very sure they’d enjoy my specially prepared divine recipe, for they shall dance joyfully to their last breath.
I'm very nice to the cockroach and you can agree right 😂😂