His Colourful Elf

His Colourful Elf desperately wanted a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderful. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Elf found a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. A pen is the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Elf desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Colourful Elf needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Elf wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

His Colourful Elf craved for a sword to eat. It might have been a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.