Weary Elf

Weary Elf had a stretchman that they sometimes break. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Weary Elf desired a CD player that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

Weary Elf searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Weary Elf desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

Weary Elf searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Weary Elf desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.