My Jolly Eagle

My Jolly Eagle desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Jolly Eagle looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Eagle desired a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

My Jolly Eagle searched for a stretchman to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Jolly Eagle desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Eagle desired a bottle of wine to worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was fun. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.