Ugly Dog

Ugly Dog looked for a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

Ugly Dog wanted a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Dog wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Ugly Dog desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be amazing. A porno magazine being the chosen item.

Ugly Dog wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Ugly Dog owned a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.