The Energetic Cunt

The Energetic Cunt desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Energetic Cunt had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Energetic Cunt always kept a wig that they would annihilate This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

The Energetic Cunt desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item selected.

The Energetic Cunt wanted a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Cunt desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.