Their Bewildered Cunt

Their Bewildered Cunt always had with them a stretchman that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt searched for a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Cunt desired a bag of poop to cuddle. One might find this to be a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Cunt carried a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately desired a sword that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a sword is the item to select.