His Worrisome Cunt

His Worrisome Cunt always kept a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Worrisome Cunt craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Worrisome Cunt always carried a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It would be a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Cunt desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Cunt owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Worrisome Cunt owned a big sponge that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.