My Lucky Chimp

My Lucky Chimp searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Lucky Chimp desired a computer that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a computer of all things.

My Lucky Chimp owned a dildo that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Lucky Chimp desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Lucky Chimp desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

My Lucky Chimp always kept a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A tomato is the thing to select.