Boring Chimp

Boring Chimp desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Boring Chimp craved for a bat that they would play with. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was wonderous. A bat was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Chimp owned a vibrator that they would hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Boring Chimp always carried a bat that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Chimp always kept a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Boring Chimp desperately needed a bag of poop to demolish. It might be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.