Justice for Everyone

On Facebook, two very similar posts from people I know popped up in my feed, one right after the other.

The first post was a photo of a girl with a bandaged finger, captioned: “Broke my finger yesterday :(”

The second post was a photo of a guy who'd also broken his finger, with the caption: “Broke my finger.”

Under the girl's photo, there were tons of comments:

“Poor thing!”
“Get well soon, sweetheart!”
“Hang in there, our sweet girl!”

Under the guy's photo, there were tons of comments too, practically from the same people!

“What a dumbass!”
“Where the fuck did you stick it?”
“Ha... At least you didn't break your ass!”

Unfair. I felt bad for the guy.

I'm all for gender equality. We're all human beings, after all!! So I decided to even things out!

I commented on her post: “Ha... At least you didn't break your ass!”

And on his post, I wrote: “Get well soon, sweetheart! Hang in there, our sweet boy!”

I'm a fucking feminist!!

Image source: AI.