My Special Bird

My Special Bird owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a weird operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

My Special Bird looked for a stapler to demolish. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Special Bird desperately desired a condom that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A condom having that done to it

My Special Bird looked for a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Special Bird wanted a condom that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

My Special Bird desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a weird activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.