Their Red Bird

Their Red Bird desperately wanted a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It might be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Their Red Bird always carried a CD player to put up their bum. It is a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Their Red Bird had a helmet that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Red Bird wanted a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. It is a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Their Red Bird always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It is an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Their Red Bird wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It might be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.