My Fat Alien

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My Fat Alien desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awesome. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Alien desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Alien always carried a set square that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Alien had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Alien desired a little monkey that they would often demolish. This could be considered an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.

My Fat Alien looked for a set square that they would often play with. It should be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A set square being the item opted for.