if-you-want-it (43)in #antelope • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking AntelopeFucking Antelope often carried a set square to experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but…if-you-want-it (43)in #unicorn • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Red UnicornRed Unicorn desperately searched for a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd…if-you-want-it (43)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Funny AlienFunny Alien had a painting of a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #chimp • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Energetic ChimpEnergetic Chimp always had with them a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be…if-you-want-it (43)in #reindeer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crypting ReindeerCrypting Reindeer desperately desired a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Gentle AlienGentle Alien needed a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a different idea, to most, but not to…if-you-want-it (43)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Big AlienBig Alien needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly surprising…if-you-want-it (43)in #orangutan • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Special OrangutanSpecial Orangutan craved for a condom that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach…if-you-want-it (43)in #hedgehog • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Retarded HedgehogRetarded Hedgehog needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been…if-you-want-it (43)in #ogre • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired OgreTired Ogre desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a new…if-you-want-it (43)in #queen • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Cheerful QueenCheerful Queen looked for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It should be a new thing to do, to my…if-you-want-it (43)in #alien • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered AlienBewildered Alien always had with them a little monkey to hug. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to you…if-you-want-it (43)in #viper • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Dodgy ViperDodgy Viper always carried a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an…if-you-want-it (43)in #worm • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry WormAngry Worm craved for a cup that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but…if-you-want-it (43)in #scammer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy ScammerBrainy Scammer looked for a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to…if-you-want-it (43)in #princess • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Determined PrincessDetermined Princess carried a custard pie that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Depressed CuntDepressed Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly…if-you-want-it (43)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adventurous SantaAdventurous Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a…if-you-want-it (43)in #fisherman • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric FishermanEccentric Fisherman wanted a bottle of beer that they would drop. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but…if-you-want-it (43)in #lunatic • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green LunaticGreen Lunatic craved for a big sponge that they liked to break. It would be a fairly strange action, to most, but not…
