An unusual dating.
This picture is worth a thousand dollar.
My friends know that I am a bad artist and I also have no taste for unusual‑looking artworks. But @wakucat didn’t know this. She was dating me. One day she told me to visit Sonsbeak Park in Arnhem for an art exhibition. It was an international event where artists had constructed various architectural structures and were presenting them as artworks.
I particularly liked the structure shown in the image above. It was a long triangular construction, open at both ends, with a long bench‑like platform in the middle. I thought it could be used for a party. You could place food on the central bench and arrange chairs on both sides to enjoy a meal. In my view, it was a very practical artwork which was perfect for hosting a small gathering. Besides that, it had side openings that allowed plenty of sunlight, which would be great during lunch.
I happily told this to her but she became angry. She said I wasn’t good at judging art. She cancelled the date and left. Then I had to pay for the tickets alone, since we hadn’t paid at the entrance. I also had to pay the taxi bill by myself because the driver had been waiting for us. She had eaten a lot there and I paid for all of it. Now she isn’t picking up my calls. This is not fair. If she ever meet you, told her to pay half of the amount, i.e., $500 to me that I had spent there.

It is amazing you spent that much money at the park.
That cannot be the food being served by the foodtruck using old oil. I wonder if you ordered all the pie at the cafe or left to the Chinese restaurant or...
Did you do a deposit for that blue triangle structure?
I told you not to let the cab driver wait or try to deliver that thing at our place. It doesn't fit in our garden besides... what will you do if it starts raining?
It sounds to me you spoiled the party!
Thanks for the #fun write
I hope you are fine!
🍀❤️🤗
Thanks a lot! I just create stories that people find funny. It's my pleasure.
Dude, you should write plays or comedy scripts, you'd be a huge success
I agree!
0.00 SBD,
0.01 STEEM,
0.01 SP
Btw. Thanks to @ladyartyastark and @wakucat for seeing me as a writer.
Yes, I think so but I am a crazy lazy man. I love to waste my time.
Lol 😂
Jajaja. Te sugiero que le pidas a @wakeupkitty que pague por ti. Seguro que ella estará dispuesta a hacerlo. Pero cuando el steem suba, jeje.
Muy simpático tu texto.
Sorry @solperez, but I’m afraid paying isn’t an option. I’m old-fashioned. The man pays – it’s good for his ego. 🤣
And, er, we know he’s rich because he’s got loads of girlfriends, doesn’t he @akdx
Lo siento, pero me temo que no hay forma de que pague. Soy de la vieja escuela. El hombre paga, eso es bueno para su ego. 🤣
Y, eh, sabemos que es rico porque tiene muchas novias, ¿no es así? @akdx
No no! You can pay the full bills. I have no objection. I am not an egoist person you know. Ha ha
When the company is as good as Kitty's, it's all an investment—nothing is an expense, haha.
🤣🤣🤣 in your dreams! By the way, you already paid. I still have a sandwich for you..
Jajaja.
Thank you deer. You are amazon. Steem price is going up. Now she can pay me. Ha ha ha!
At least she didn't bring an entourage that includes her long lost cousins to eat and ordered more for takeaway 😂
She is very generous. At least she did a good job by not inviting them.
Hahaha
You saw a dining table, she saw modern art. That's the problem with artists - they see architecture, you see buffet.
You should have told her it was a VIP table for two. Then she would not have left.
Don't worry, I will tell @wakucat to pay the $500, but I think she will say the experience was worth $1000. Art is expensive!
She loves food. So, she ate as much as possible. In fact, I ate only the quarter of that she ate there. She is not going to pay I know. She loves man to pay. Ha ha